Panto
Jack Off the Beanstalk - Adult Panto
DATE
Sat 31 Jan 2026
VENUE
Woodville Auditorium
SELECT SHOWING
Jack’s hard… on his luck! After playing with more than just his beans, he’s got a giant problem on his hands (and not the fun kind!) 😈
When the rent boy Fleshlight calls and there’s no cash to spare, Jack’s brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse! 🌱
With the help of Fairy Bean Flick’s magic wand, will Jack use his chopper, rise to the occasion and beat off the giant, or will he cum up short? 💦
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“An absolute banger and must see!” - Review 2025
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“Comedy genius from a must-see show” - Review 2025
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“Absolutely hilarious. Didn’t stop laughing my cheeks were aching!” - Review 2024
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“Knicker-wettingly funny” - Review 2024
