The Studio Theatre

Thursday 01 November at 8:30pm

Tickets: £12.00 plus booking fee. Group booking discount: Book 9 tickets and get the 10th ticket free
Special Menu in Spotlites Brasserie: Curry Night

Cabaret seating

Sacrebleu starring Henning Wehn

Nick Miller presents South London's best comedy variety entertainment show, for the first time in Gravesend.

If you think comedy is not just about endless stand up, or that variety is not just about burlesque, this is the show for you. SACREBLEU! takes the stage offering incredible value for money at just £12.00 (plus booking fees) for as many as 7 performers, the Sacrebleu Little Big House Band, the Cr*p Song Doctor and more surprises ...

HENNING WHEN A coup for us to get this TV and radio regular who, with a tongue sharper than a rapier sword, and searing Teutonic honesty, is proof positive that at least one German has a sense of humour. The German Comedy Ambassador to Britain shares his thoughts on politics, languages, sport, humour, shopping and what it is to be British.

SCALES OF THE UNEXPECTED The comedy vocal group on a mission to save the world one harmony at a time, who tore the roof off Sacrebleu when they last appeared at the show in Croydon. (...we've sent them the bill). Back by huge demand after our audience stomped their feet to demand encores last time.

ABIGAIL COLLINS Combining comedy, acrobatics and a hint of burlesque, pint-sized comic powerhouse Abi has become one of the most original performers on the circuit. Skillful, sexy and very, very silly. The physique of an athlete and the mouth of Joan Rivers !

STEVE BEST A great visual comedian, harnessing a mind-boggling array of gadgets and gags to keep his audience in stitches. Funny, frenetic and mad, his act can feature anything from blowing up a woman and eating balloons, to cutting his hand off and doing press-ups on his ... unmentionable part.

ELLIOT MASON Absurdly astute, Elliot composes and performs hilarious songs songs about the humdrum of life. Utterly charming, often bewildering and endlessly amusing, he is both a skilled musician and talented comic with inimitable wit ... and awesome hair.

Host Nick Miller describes the show as 'old fashioned variety in a bang-up-to-date vernacular'. From the hilarious to the bizarre via an amazing array of talents - superb vocalists, jugglers, magicians, comedians and numerous combinations of those disciplines.

You are GUARANTEED great live entertainment plus audience participation, Brasserie food and bars.

An unforgettable night out and great for parties (group bookings available). For more details click www.sacrebleucomedy.com

Plus more acts to be announced, the Sacrebleu Little Big House Band, the Cr*p Song Doctor and more surprises ...

"I look forward to The Sacrebleu Cabaret. You never know what to expect but once it starts you don't want it to stop!" Charlie Bennett

"From showing acts that are spanky brand new to genuine living legends interspersed with the merest splash of jaw dropping burlesque, what more could you want ? Compered by Nick Miller, less of an enigma, more of a crocodile shoe wearing comedy blunderbuss, you really should give this a go as memories are permanent whereas therapy is only temporary...." Chris Plumtree

"Thank you for a good night. I haven't laughed or cried like that in ages!! Hilarious!" Cheryl Blakebrough